Savoring Delicate Indulgences

feet are going to be eaten alive please please you must spare my toes and my soles and my heels i'm sure they're not very tasty you have no idea how much i walk every single day they're probably covered in dirt and sweat and and and skin that's probably tearing You really don't want to do this. Please don't do this. Please don't eat my feet. Eat my feet. You can't eat them. Not my toes. Don't eat my poor little toes. Please. Come on. There must be some other person who has tasted your feet than me. Surely I don't have the tastiest feet around here. Please let me go. Please let my feet go. I really don't want my feet to be eaten. Please. I need them. Please, please, please, please don't do this. Please don't eat my feet. Please don't eat my feet. How do I get myself in this position? I will give you something else in exchange. Anything. Just name your price. We can work this out. Right? In exchange for my feet? There must be something more worthy than eating feet. Especially not my feet. Something? What do you think? Do you want money? Do you want me to work magic spells on anything you want? I know quite a bit of magic. Just name the spell that you want and I probably know that spell too. Please don't eat my feet. Seriously? There's nothing that you want more than my toes? They don't taste good. I mean, maybe they do. That's besides the point. You can't eat my feet. Well, if you wanted them to taste better, then you would probably want to go get some seasonings or something. Or, you know, go and fetch something. Give me a chance to get it out of here. And instead of eating them plain... Again, you probably want to wash them first anyway. And you'd have to fetch a bucket of water and a scrub brush and some soap. Yeah, I could break free from here and run away and um You mustn't you mustn't eat my feet Not my toes Not my toes specifically No, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh No, you really putting my toes in your mouth right now? Oh, um really savoring my toes right now? He's eating my feet. Poor feet.