Parodia di cartoni animati del gioco Where the Heart Is, con una giovane donna che gioca a ruoli e flirta

Hello and welcome back to Where the Heart Is, episode number 19. My name is Mr. Doctor and obviously we are in a car with Monica. And if I'm remembering correctly, she did ask us in the last episode something. The best answer would be to describe Monica, to describe her. Yes, there was one woman who really stood out for me today. Not your typical young model type. She was slightly older, really attractive, very refined, lovely smile. Really, she sounds nice. I didn't notice anyone like that. I must have missed her. Yes, she was wearing a really pretty summer dress earlier and then she got changed into a really smart business outfit. What do... Oh, you mean... Mister, you're such a charmer. I thought you were talking about another woman. Attractive, refined. I thought you were being serious for a minute. But we aren't. We definitely aren't serious. I am being serious. She was really nice. Okay, we are serious. Huh, she sounds great. Anything else you'd like to add to her description? Well, you know, killer body. Very flirty. Yes, she had an absolute killer body and she was very flirty. She was practically throwing herself at me. Oh my God, the cheek. I was not throwing myself at you. You? I wasn't talking about you. My sexy older lady, remember? Yeah, yeah, I know who you were talking about. So, if I was speaking about you, You're saying that you didn't flirt, but you didn't mind my comment about the killer buddy? So you agree that you have a great buddy? I never said that, you cheeky little flirt. That was your description. Anyway, she sounds like a keeper. She is. And I'm sure she would be really happy with your description of her. Really happy. This is your stop. I see Jenna outside. Tell her I said hi. Two days in a row in the same coffee shop. It must have some good coffee. Hey Jenna, I'm really sorry I'm late, your mom. It's okay. It's a beautiful day and I was enjoying the sun. My skin needs it, remember? Come on, kissy kiss on the lips. So, we are kissing on the lips when we meet now. Sorry, I just... No, it's fine. It feels natural with you. I like it. Let's do it again. Oh, Jenna. Have you been waiting outside the whole time? Why didn't you go in and have a coffee while you were waiting? I just don't like sitting in a public place on my own. Outside is fine, but inside is a bit claustrophobic. Next time. I know, I know. I should have just went in, but you're here now. So come on. She took her glasses off again. She is still self-conscious about them. So how did your day go? What did you and mom get up to? We had a nice picnic. Oh, how cool. I'm so jealous. I've never been on a picnic. I'd love to go on a picnic. Yeah, it was good and I'm really sorry about being late. I feel bad that you were standing waiting. I told you, don't worry about it. Besides, I had some company. Company? Yes, remember that guy that lost his dog yesterday? Ah, the creepy guy. Yeah. Oh stop, he wasn't. You're just being mean. Uh, no, just protective. being protective of you. There's just something about him I don't like. Sorry, don't apologize. I like having someone looking out for me. Anyway, I met him again out here while I was waiting, and great news, he found his dog. Yay, I'm so happy. Okay, no need to be sarcastic. Anyway, I'm happy for him. And he was so happy. He was just telling me about finding his dog and we chatted for a while. Really? And did he ask you over to his dog when? So he could show you his dog? Oh my god, why are you so cynical? Why do you have a problem with him? I just don't like him. Some strange guy starts talking to you for no reason yesterday and then he's hanging around again today. with some bullshit about some shitty dog that we didn't see. Because it was missing, remember? Hello? Did you see the dog today? No, but that's because... Stop smiling at me like that. He's a nice guy. Why would someone lie about something like that? Maybe because it's an excuse to chat to a cute girl. Cute girl. Oh, you mean me? You think I'm naive, don't you? No, no, I wouldn't say naive, but you just need to be careful. Not everyone is as nice as you. Okay, point taken, and thanks for not calling me naive. I might be shy, but I have plenty of common sense. I think he was genuinely being nice. And besides, you're the one that says I should come out of my shell more. You don't actually like the guy, do you? As in like? God, no. I need to get out more, but I'm not blind. He's so not my type. I should think he's friendly. I'm actually offended that you think I would be interested in him like that. Do you really think that's as good as I could do? You could get any man you wanted. Thanks, mister. Hello, are you folks ready to order? Oh, hi guys, you were here before, right? Mister and Jenny, wasn't it? It's... Hey, hey, hey. Hey, you got my name right, but she's Jenna, not Jenny. Oh, I'm sorry. I knew it was Jen something. It's fine. I'm surprised you remembered us at all. Well, it was only yesterday and I'm still building my customer base, so things have been pretty quiet. You were the one that was asking about the old computers yesterday, right? And if people were still using them. Yeah, that's right. You're not from the tax office, are you? I promise I haven't been making any income from those computers. No, we're not tax investigators. Just wondering if you could use one of those computers. Are they still online? Well, there's no need. I fixed the Wi-Fi last night. I got sick of waiting for the broadband company to fix it. But didn't you close up early yesterday? and the Wi-Fi wasn't working then? Are you sure she is not an investigator? She's acting like one. I fixed it this morning, but hey, feel free to use the Wi-Fi or one of those old PCs back there. Whichever you want. I don't mind. So, you want some coffees? Two Americanos, please. And a chocolate muffin. That okay for you, mister? Sure. On the way, does she seem suspicious to you? I'm not sure about. Relax there, Columbo. Go easy with the interrogations. I get it. If it's a guy acting suspicious, he's a creep, but a cute blonde. What? That has nothing to do. It's fine. I get it. Now you definitely need to ask her out. She's hot and we need to get info from her. Info? I think you're taking the spy game a little too far. She's not hiding anything. But you're hiding the fact that you don't have the confidence to ask her out. You're all talk and no action. Come on, ask her out. Okay, then. I will ask her out. Yay! I'm so excited. I'll go check out the computers. You go to the counter and ask her before any other customers come in. Now? I have to do it now? Come on, give me a... Oh, please. You'd make such a cute couple. You have to ask her now. Before you change your mind or chicken out. Please. Okay, but you need to do something for me. Later. At home. Well, maybe. What have you got in mind? Damn, but that's too much. That's way too much. I want you to strip to your underwear in front of me. What? Oh my, my underwear? But I, isn't that a bit much? Not at all. It would be good for you. For your, uh, body confidence. And it's only your underwear. And I've seen you in your underwear already when I walked in on you. Yeah, I suppose. I was wearing a vest and panties that time. so maybe I could wear that again yeah I need to get over this hang-up it would help me break another barrier so okay then I'll do it is this whole thing weird what we are doing I mean you mean this now investigating the email no I mean the stuff in my room my confidence thing your advice I mean I had my bra off of yesterday is it is it weird no no it's not weird at all it's only weird if we make it weird we are adults and you're not doing anything strange i think it's fun okay well either you're correct or else we're both weirdos because i find it fun as well i was thinking about it afterwards showing you, you know, with no bra. The thought of it was scary, but actually doing it, I think I enjoyed it, maybe more than I should have.